Please don’t act like y’all don’t take toilet selfies
Just went and peed in a cup and now it’s time to start my fried weekend
I really think Akhenaten was an alien and no one can tell me otherwise
Y’all remember when Nelly’s sister died cause he swiped that credit card in that girls butt?
Realistically I hate having a roommate because I like to sometimes go to sleep at like 11:30, and wake up at like 8 am